North Attleborough, MA: The public outcry that rang out after George Zimmerman was acquitted of all charges in the death of Trayvon Martin has at least one breathing easier. Besides George Zimmerman himself, of course.
With the Zimmerman verdict, former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez has hope that, no matter what evidence may be against him in the execution-style murder of Odin Lloyd, he may be acquitted himself.
“All that is needed is the idea that an unarmed black man accosted by 3 other individuals, including Aaron Hernandez, was a viable threat,” stated court analyst James Friedner. “Then, it’s a simple case of self-defense. It may even be more open and shut than the Zimmerman trial itself.”
It is believed that the defense attorneys of Aaron Hernandez are already reconstructing how, even if on his knees, Odin Lloyd could have been considered threatening to Hernandez and the other men after they had dragged him out to the middle of nowhere.
“It’s a very OJ-style case. If you replace the white Ford Bronco with a gray Nissan Altima and a petite white woman with a large black man, the parallels to these cases are highly similar,” explained Friedner. “Due to the high demand of Hernandez Patriots jerseys on Ebay, we may even see a hotel room robbery of jerseys when this is all said and done.