San Diego Chargers head coach Norv Turner, right, and Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis speak before an NFL football game Sunday, Dec. 2, 2012, in San Diego. (AP Photo/Lenny Ignelzi )
Patrick is a self-proclaimed NFL analyst, critic, and lampooner, but he has also been known to provide commentary on baseball, basketball, hockey, MMA, and even cricket one time when he was delirious. Patrick is also a major homer when it comes to sports teams in his home state of NY, although he reserves the majority of his mockery to those teams. His heartbreaking teams are the New York Jets (football), New York Knicks (basketball), New York Islanders (hockey), Long Island Lizards (lacrosse), and evens it all out as a fan of the New York Yankees (baseball).