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The First Manningface of the 2013 NFL Season


Some football fans think of it like the first reddened leaves of fall, the first snowflake of winter, the first green of spring, and the first swamp-ass of summer. It is an event that tells us, “Football has begun” in all its ridiculous glory. It is the first glimpse of Manningface.


It didn’t take long for the Manningface to rear its dopey head in order to exclaim, “AW SHUCKS” for the rest of the season, as Eli Manning threw 3 interceptions into the Giants’ turnover total of 6. His last interception was Romo-like, a pick 6 by Dallas Cowboys cornerback Brandon Carr in a last-ditch effort for a comeback drive.

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Patrick is a self-proclaimed NFL analyst, critic, and lampooner, but he has also been known to provide commentary on baseball, basketball, hockey, MMA, and even cricket one time when he was delirious. Patrick is also a major homer when it comes to sports teams in his home state of NY, although he reserves the majority of his mockery to those teams. His heartbreaking teams are the New York Jets (football), New York Knicks (basketball), New York Islanders (hockey), Long Island Lizards (lacrosse), and evens it all out as a fan of the New York Yankees (baseball).