It’s Draft Day in the NFL, and mock drafts have been taking over sports feeds across the world, trying to guess what teams will do.
But everyone does a mock draft with the idea of which picks will be the best fits for each team. Today, we have created the exact opposite: the worst possible picks in the NFL draft. Pray that your team doesn’t make us right.
Pick #1: Houston Texans take OT Greg Robinson
Because the Texans have to protect their sub-par QBs.
Pick #2: St. Louis Rams take RB Tre Mason
Because Zac Stacy is overrated.
Pick #3: Jacksonville Jaguars take WR Sammy Watkins
Because the Jags need another top receiver that Chad Henne can’t throw to.
Pick #4: Cleveland Browns take TE Eric Ebron
Because they’re the Browns.
Pick #5: Oakland Raiders take CB Kyle Fuller
Maybe he’ll get an INT off of Matt Schaub, too.
Pick #6: Atlanta Falcons take WR Mike Evans
Surely someone will get open before Matt Ryan is sacked.
Pick #7: Tampa Bay Buccaneers take CB Justin Gilbert
Maybe they’ll pull their whole defensive line to the backfield.
Pick #8: Minnesota Vikings take Jadeveon Clowney
Now the Vikings can crowd the line and sack the opposing QB before he takes 2 steps back.
Pick #9: Buffalo Bills take ILB C.J. Mosley
BREAK TOM BRADY RUAAAAR!
Pick #10: Detroit Lions take WR Odell Beckham
Slot him into the TE position.
Pick #11: Tennessee Titans take OT Taylor Lewan
Now he can protect… who’s our QB again?
Pick #12: New York Giants take OLB Anthony Barr
Reward what already works.
Pick #13: St. Louis Rams take RB Carlos Hyde
ALL THE RUNNING BACKS!
Pick #14: Chicago Bears take WR Brandin Cooks
Because Jay Cutler says so.
Pick #15: Pittsburgh Steelers take QB Blake Bortles
You like him so much, Ben? Good. He just took your job.
Pick #16: Dallas Cowboys take Johnny Manziel
Tony Romo was slacking in turnovers last year. We need someone new to break.
Pick #17: Baltimore Ravens take CB Bradley Roby
Let’s party like it’s 2000 again.
Pick #18: New York Jets take QB Teddy Bridgewater
Not enough QB controversy yet.
Pick #19: Miami Dolphins take DT Aaron Donald
Mistook him for an OT.
Pick #20: Arizona Cardinals take FS Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
Greatest name ever.
Pick #21: Green Bay Packers take QB AJ McCarron
Aaron Rodgers won’t live forever.
Pick #22: Philadelphia Eagles take TE Jace Amaro
Who needs to block in this speedy offense, anyway?
Pick #23: Kansas City Chiefs take OT Cyrus Kouandjio
Because Jamaal Charles clearly didn’t do enough last season on his own.
Pick #24: Cincinnati Bengals take WR Marqise Lee
Andy Dalton just needs another 1 or 4 receivers to hit his potential.
Pick #25: San Diego Chargers take QB Derek Carr
Seriously, can anyone trust Phoenix Rivers?
Pick #26: Cleveland Browns take DE Stephon Tuitt
We’ve got the QB position covered. Trust us.
Pick #27: New Orleans Saints take TE Troy Niklas
This Jimmy Graham situation is getting ugly fast. Best be prepared.
Pick #28: Carolina Panthers take OT Jake Matthews
Just in case Cam Newton doesn’t run the option.
Pick #29: New England Patriots take QB Mettenberger
Someone needs to replace Brady. Why not someone having issues already?
Pick #30: San Francisco 49ers take QB Tom Savage
This whole option quarterback thing is played out.
Pick #31: Denver Broncos take Punter Pat O’Donnell
What else do the Broncos need besides Peyton Manning being injected with stem cells?
Pick #32: Seattle Seahawks take OT Joel Bitono
Richard Sherman says, “That’s racist.”