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NFL Worst Mock Draft 2014

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It’s Draft Day in the NFL, and mock drafts have been taking over sports feeds across the world, trying to guess what teams will do.

But everyone does a mock draft with the idea of which picks will be the best fits for each team. Today, we have created the exact opposite: the worst possible picks in the NFL draft. Pray that your team doesn’t make us right.

Pick #1: Houston Texans take OT Greg Robinson

Because the Texans have to protect their sub-par QBs.

Pick #2: St. Louis Rams take RB Tre Mason

Because Zac Stacy is overrated.

Pick #3: Jacksonville Jaguars take WR Sammy Watkins

Because the Jags need another top receiver that Chad Henne can’t throw to.

Pick #4: Cleveland Browns take TE Eric Ebron

Because they’re the Browns.

Pick #5: Oakland Raiders take CB Kyle Fuller

Maybe he’ll get an INT off of Matt Schaub, too.

Pick #6: Atlanta Falcons take WR Mike Evans

Surely someone will get open before Matt Ryan is sacked.

Pick #7: Tampa Bay Buccaneers take CB Justin Gilbert

Maybe they’ll pull their whole defensive line to the backfield.

Pick #8: Minnesota Vikings take Jadeveon Clowney

Now the Vikings can crowd the line and sack the opposing QB before he takes 2 steps back.

Pick #9: Buffalo Bills take ILB C.J. Mosley

BREAK TOM BRADY RUAAAAR!

Pick #10: Detroit Lions take WR Odell Beckham

Slot him into the TE position.

Pick #11: Tennessee Titans take OT Taylor Lewan

Now he can protect… who’s our QB again?

Pick #12: New York Giants take OLB Anthony Barr

Reward what already works.

Pick #13: St. Louis Rams take RB Carlos Hyde

ALL THE RUNNING BACKS!

Pick #14: Chicago Bears take WR Brandin Cooks

Because Jay Cutler says so.

Pick #15: Pittsburgh Steelers take QB Blake Bortles

You like him so much, Ben? Good. He just took your job.

Pick #16: Dallas Cowboys take Johnny Manziel

Tony Romo was slacking in turnovers last year. We need someone new to break.

Pick #17: Baltimore Ravens take CB Bradley Roby

Let’s party like it’s 2000 again.

Pick #18: New York Jets take QB Teddy Bridgewater

Not enough QB controversy yet.

Pick #19: Miami Dolphins take DT Aaron Donald

Mistook him for an OT.

Pick #20: Arizona Cardinals take FS Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Greatest name ever.

Pick #21: Green Bay Packers take QB AJ McCarron

Aaron Rodgers won’t live forever.

Pick #22: Philadelphia Eagles take TE Jace Amaro

Who needs to block in this speedy offense, anyway?

Pick #23: Kansas City Chiefs take OT Cyrus Kouandjio

Because Jamaal Charles clearly didn’t do enough last season on his own.

Pick #24: Cincinnati Bengals take WR Marqise Lee

Andy Dalton just needs another 1 or 4 receivers to hit his potential.

Pick #25: San Diego Chargers take QB Derek Carr

Seriously, can anyone trust Phoenix Rivers?

Pick #26: Cleveland Browns take DE Stephon Tuitt

We’ve got the QB position covered. Trust us.

Pick #27: New Orleans Saints take TE Troy Niklas

This Jimmy Graham situation is getting ugly fast. Best be prepared.

Pick #28: Carolina Panthers take OT Jake Matthews

Just in case Cam Newton doesn’t run the option.

Pick #29: New England Patriots take QB Mettenberger

Someone needs to replace Brady. Why not someone having issues already?

Pick #30: San Francisco 49ers take QB Tom Savage

This whole option quarterback thing is played out.

Pick #31: Denver Broncos take Punter Pat O’Donnell

What else do the Broncos need besides Peyton Manning being injected with stem cells?

Pick #32: Seattle Seahawks take OT Joel Bitono

Richard Sherman says, “That’s racist.”

About Author

Patrick is a self-proclaimed NFL analyst, critic, and lampooner, but he has also been known to provide commentary on baseball, basketball, hockey, MMA, and even cricket one time when he was delirious. Patrick is also a major homer when it comes to sports teams in his home state of NY, although he reserves the majority of his mockery to those teams. His heartbreaking teams are the New York Jets (football), New York Knicks (basketball), New York Islanders (hockey), Long Island Lizards (lacrosse), and evens it all out as a fan of the New York Yankees (baseball).